Apparel
The Don Chuy tee
Screenprinted portrait of the head reader, megaphone raised, on heavyweight cotton.
The stall on the corner
The merch stall is being built
Possible Scriptageddon goods built around Don Chuy and the everyday absurdity of the film and TV business. Nothing is for sale or in production yet. Leave your address and you’ll hear if a first drop is confirmed.
Site overseer · The Overseer
Don Chuy
Oversees every room and tells you the truth.
Meet Overseer Don ChuyWhat we’re considering
Earned
Laurel gear
Gold Leaf and Silver Leaf caps and hoodies. Earned, not bought — Elite writers get theirs first.
Pins
Enamel pin set
The four Dons, hard enamel, backing card printed like a script cover page.
Desk
The notes mug
For the coffee you drink while reading development notes you did not ask for.
Wall
Poster art
Wasteland plates from the outpost — the crossroads, the writers' room, the vault.
Desk
Draft notebook
Ruled, lay-flat, with the fifteen categories printed inside the back cover.
Tell me if the stall opens
We’ll announce a confirmed drop through the Scriptageddon newsletter. You can leave the list any time.
While you wait
The laurel gear is tied to your score, so the fastest way to earn a piece is to put a script through the house.