Apparel
The Don Chuy tee
Screenprinted portrait of the head reader, megaphone raised, on heavyweight cotton.
The stall on the corner
The merch stall is being built
Official Scriptageddon goods built around The Dons and the everyday absurdity of the film and TV business. Nothing is for sale yet — the first run is still on the press. Leave your address and you will hear the moment the shutters go up.
What is in the first drop
Earned
Laurel gear
Gold Leaf and Silver Leaf caps and hoodies. Earned, not bought — Elite writers get theirs first.
Pins
Enamel pin set
The four Dons, hard enamel, backing card printed like a script cover page.
Desk
The notes mug
For the coffee you drink while reading development notes you did not ask for.
Wall
Poster art
Storybook plates from the house — the crossroads, the writers' room, the vault.
Desk
Draft notebook
Ruled, lay-flat, with the fifteen categories printed inside the back cover.
Tell me when the stall opens
One email when the first drop is live. Same list as the Scriptageddon digest, and you can leave any time.
While you wait
The laurel gear is tied to your score, so the fastest way to earn a piece is to put a script through the house.