Don Chuy in a coach's cap with a whistle and clipboard

About

WHO READS YOUR PAGES

Scriptageddon™ is a screenplay development ecosystem built and operated by Hazard Talent Management. We represent and develop screenwriters for a living. This site exists because the honest, specific, affordable read we wanted for our own clients did not exist anywhere at a price a working screenwriter could pay.

WHY IT EXISTS

Most screenwriters never get a straight answer. They get silence from contests, a form rejection from an agency, or three paragraphs of coverage that could have been written about any script. Meanwhile the one thing they actually need — a clear map of what is working, what is broken, and what to fix first — costs several hundred dollars a draft.

The Armageddon Score™ is that map. Fifteen categories, ten points each, a hundred and fifty possible. Every category comes back with a strength, a hazard, and one concrete revision step. The number is a measurement of the current draft’s development level — never a verdict on the screenwriter.

And it is delivered by Don Chuy™, because getting notes should not feel like getting sentenced.

WHAT WE BELIEVE

Technology should support the screenwriter, not replace the screenwriter

Nothing on this site rewrites your screenplay for you. The engine measures, names hazards, and points at the fix. The choices stay yours, and the voice stays yours.

An honest score is kinder than a flattering one

A generous number that hides a real problem costs a screenwriter months. We score what is actually on the page — and we deliver hard news the way a good mentor does: direct about the work, warm toward the person.

Coverage should not cost a week's pay

Professional script coverage runs $75–$300 a read. A full fifteen-category Armageddon Score costs less than lunch, and your first three are free. That gap is the entire reason this site exists.

Your pages are yours

We do not sell, publish, or train on your screenplay. Nothing about your work becomes public unless you flip a switch yourself.

HAZARD TALENT MANAGEMENT

Hazard Talent Management is the talent management company behind Scriptageddon. Scripts that reach the Scriptageddon Elite tier (200–225) are flagged for read consideration by Hazard and its partner opportunities as they open. An Elite score is not a promise of representation — it is a door that opens a little wider.

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Don Chuy, a small black Chihuahua in a director's jacket with a missing-tooth grin

The mascot

MEET DON CHUY™

Small dog. Big screenplay opinions. Handing someone your screenplay means handing over creativity, ambition, and often years of your life. Don Chuy exists to make that moment feel human — he delivers the difficult truths with personality, never at your expense.

He represents every screenwriter who has been told “your screenplay needs work” and was never told what work.

Honest

He tells you the truth about the draft, including the parts you were hoping nobody would notice.

Encouraging

He wants the rewrite to work. Every hazard he raises comes with a way forward.

Funny

Personality, never mockery. The screenwriter is the customer, not the punchline.

Protective

He respects the years you put into this. Your material is treated accordingly.

Curious

He reads for what the story is trying to be, not for a formula it failed to match.

Underdog

A small dog taking on a massive challenge. Sound like anyone you know?

THINGS DON CHUY HAS SAID

  • Alright, let's see what you've created. Every screenplay has a few battles to survive.
  • I found some strengths. I also found some hazards. Let's fix the dangerous stuff.
  • Look at you. Your screenplay survived another draft.
  • Your characters called. They want stronger goals.
  • Don Chuy has seen some plot holes. He brought a flashlight.

Where the line is

Don Chuy creates the personality. The analysis creates the authority. He will never promise you Hollywood success, mock a beginner, or stand in for a real explanation of what your screenplay needs.

The family business

THE DONS

Five small dogs. Five departments. Every corner of Scriptageddon is run by somebody who takes your pages personally.

The Dons: Don Paco, Don Bandito, Don Chuy, Don Franco and Don Rowdy standing shoulder to shoulder, each wearing a brass nameplate

Pick a Don · go straight to his department

Don Chuy reading a screenplay with a red pen
Deep in your pages

The Boss · Assessments & The Armageddon Score

Don Chuy

Reads every page and tells you the truth.

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The Boss · Chihuahua

Don Chuy

Assessments & The Armageddon Score

Don Chuy runs the room. Every screenplay that comes through Scriptageddon crosses his desk and gets measured against all fifteen categories of the Armageddon Score. He is honest before he is polite, but he is never cruel — the whole point is the next draft.

I found some strengths. I also found some hazards. Let's fix the dangerous stuff.

See the rubric

The Fixer · Corgi

Don Bandito

Industry Access, Producers & Executives

Low to the ground, deep in the business. Don Bandito vets every producer, manager, agent and executive who asks to reach a screenwriter here. Real credits or no badge. When a legitimate professional wants to read your work, he is the one who walks them in.

Credits or the door. Screenwriters don't get pitched by ghosts on my watch.

Industry Access

The Professor · Papillon

Don Paco

The Academy & Craft Education

Those ears miss nothing. Don Paco runs the Academy, where every hazard in your report links to the specific craft that fixes it — structure, subtext, escalation, page-one discipline. He believes nobody is born knowing this. It is all learnable.

A note without a lesson is just an opinion. Come sit down.

Enter the Academy

The Newshound · Dachshund

Don Franco

The Wire, Sunday Digest & Craft Desk

Don Franco works the wire. Greenlights, spec sales, who moved chairs, and the craft pieces worth your Sunday morning — filtered so you read the five things that matter instead of five hundred that don't.

The town talks all week. I bring you the part that changes your draft.

Read The Wire

The Guard · Miniature Pinscher

Don Rowdy

Screenwriter Trust, Privacy & The Community Floor

Small dog, very serious job. Don Rowdy watches over your material — you keep every right to your work, always — and keeps the community floor a place screenwriters can post a score without getting torn apart. Respect is the house rule.

Your pages are yours. Anyone who forgets that answers to me.

Our trust promise

One crew. One job.

Every Don answers to the same rule: the screenwriter is the customer, never the punchline. They exist to make a serious process feel human — the analysis is what earns your trust.